What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

Me : Sure.

What exactly is the difference between a surge protector and a fuse? Can a fuse protect the electronic devices from lightning instead of surge protector?

Me : No

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

Trump always acts like he was forced to be president, that he was chosen by God. Why do we put up with this? This maniac can't focus and get his mind off of being asskissed like an emperor.

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

Me : Thank you.

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

I have a black elbow sleeve leotard that I wear with sheer pantyhose. Should I keep my pants off and show my legs?

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

He : Tea ?

Joe Biden is not the best president we had. That would be John F. Kennedy. How is voting for Donald Trump any worse than voting for Joe Biden?

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

Me : I don't drink coffee also

Can you write a letter to your first love without mentioning his/her name?

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

If James Bond is meant to be the best secret agent in the world, how come all the bad guys in the World seem to know who he is?

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

Why do almost all vertebrates have tails, but not apes and frogs?

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

If a female has XX chromosomes and a male has XY chromosomes, what chromosomes do transgenders have?

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

He : Then let's have some coffee

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

In your opinion, what is the worst rock band in history and why do you think they gained a large following?

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

He : So, are you seeing someone?

Would you date a Muslim guy? Why/why not?

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

Why do people stay in cults after they have joined?

He : I'm 24.

Me : Because it's month of August.

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)